permissionless · loud · on Robinhood Chain

INSERT NAME.
PRESS START.
IT'S A COIN.

Honkade is a coin arcade. No application form, no waiting room, no goose in a suit deciding if your meme is worthy. One transaction and it trades on Uniswap v4 with the liquidity locked.

PLAY NOWREAD THE RULES
A goose honking

THE CABINET

Everything a launch needs fits on one screen. Connect a wallet, type a name, press the big button.

  1. Token minted. Your coin exists the moment the transaction lands.
  2. Pool opened. It lists straight on Uniswap v4 and trades from the first block.
  3. LP locked. The position NFT lands in a lockbox with no withdraw.
  4. Fees flow. Every fee your coin earns is yours, collect any time.
HONKADE1 PLAYER · 1 TX

INSERT NAME

TICKER$BREAD
PLAYERNOT CONNECTED
LPLOCKED 4EVER
FEES GO TOYOU
25¢

Nothing is sent anywhere until the arcade opens.

HIGH SCORES

Ranked by 24h volume. Sample board until the arcade opens.

RANKNAMEVOL (ETH)
01BREADCRIME $BREAD41.2
02POND BOSS $BOSS28.7
03KNEE BITER $BITE19.9
04WET BREAD $SOGGY12.4
05HJÖNK $HJONK8.8
06PARK TERROR $PARK5.1

HOUSE RULES

1 TXfrom name to trading
NOpresale, no curve
LOCKEDliquidity, for good
ALLfees to the creator
0admin keys
0ways to pull liquidity

Settings are picked once at launch, then frozen. Nobody can change them after, for you or against you.